Feathers glued to my what?
Apparently, there is this new trend of gluing feathers to vaginas. It’s akin to vagazzling, but more fowl. (op, made a bird pun) I DON’T UNDERSTAND.
ah I need to stay off the internet to avoid Batman...
facebook stalking like a boss. (If boss = crazy...
I need to get out of here. ya hear?
Hubble has spotted an ancient galaxy that... →
This is amazing! Thank glob for Science!
aleetlepinch: I hate when I’m drowning and a fish whispers, “I’m going to live inside your butt.” Annie, I was looking through my likes and this made me burst out laughing. It wasn’t really appropriate because I was watching the last scene of Black Swan where Natalie Portman dies.
A ton of people from my high school are now...
Noooooooo thanks. I’m not ready for that.
bored at work. lets chat
How was your 4th?