aleetlepinch: When house guests ask for drinks with crushed ice, I put ice cubes in a glass and shout, “YOU’LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING.” That usually crushes it pretty well. bahahaha.
You passed a bill stating that women are legally pregnant 2 weeks before conception? Does that mean that men are fathers to hundreds of millions of “children” a minute before they cum into a sock? are you kidding me?